quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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