I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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