white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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