I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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