i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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