I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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