i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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