Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
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We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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