plz talk dirty to me
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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