So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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