i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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