lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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