He kissed a someone with a penis
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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