I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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