My hand turned me down
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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