Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm way too hungover for life right now
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
