Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
