If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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