i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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