Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
wow bdsm is so cute
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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