Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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