I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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