i just google imaged poop.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
My liver just had a heart attack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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