HIV tests are more positive than that guy
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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