i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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