I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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