You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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