i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We're too hungover to prance.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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