smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
i came on her dog
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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