Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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