Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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