you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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