So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize