i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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