I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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