she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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