She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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