She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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