It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
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She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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