totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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