I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"