Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I touched a dick in church today
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