walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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