Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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