worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Dignity is for republicans.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Text me some of your sweat
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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