why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
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I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.