I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
My vagina just clenched in fear
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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