you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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