Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
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I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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