Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i barfeds in our rink
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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