weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
i've created a new STD.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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