I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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