He kissed a someone with a penis
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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