Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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