Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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