gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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