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• (213): View more from California

  What happened to our ballroom dancing plans

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.

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• (631): View more from New York

  You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles

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• (940): View more from Texas

  She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits

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• (707): View more from California

  Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend

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• (661): View more from California

  So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha

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