also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water